Q: What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
A: She had mittens!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?
A: The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
Q: What is a French cat's favourite pudding?
A: Chocolate mouse!
Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
A: Tabby or not tabby!
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I'm paw!
Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
A: He has cat-arrh!
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth look!
Q: What do you do with a blue Burmese?
A: Try and cheer it up a bit!
Q: What is the cat's favourite TV show?
A: The evening mews!
Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Usually purr can!
Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
A: Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?
A: Shredded tweet!
