Essential reading for all dog owners that are thinking about getting a puppy and for those with the less than perfect dog.
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Warning: Lowry's jokes are pretty bad!! If you have any jokes about dogs and cats that you like, you can send them to me here.
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: How can tell if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!
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