Lowry's Dog Jokes

Warning: Lowry's jokes are pretty bad!! If you have any jokes about dogs and cats that you like, you can send them to me here.

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?

A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?

A: "Well, doggone!"

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: He stole the show!

Q: How can tell if you have a stupid dog?

A: It chases parked cars!